Sweet Dreams

I just wanted to share a fact about me that no one knows. I don't think I have told anyone about this. I keep having these reoccurring dreams. The dreams are different, but the subject matter is the same.

In these dreams I am married to Lebron James. Yes, basketball superstar Lebron James. How bizarre is that. Occasionally they get hot and steamy, but mostly I just dream about everyday life.

Last night I dreamt that we drove to Wendy's and tried to buy a couple of hamburgers with a $500 bill and they wouldn't take a bill that large so we had to scour the Focus for loose change so we could pay for the hamburgers.

Unfortunately, even though I am married to Lebron James, and am paying for a $.99 hamburger with a $500 bill, I still drive a Ford Focus.

Then I was awaken by my cat jumping on my head. I don't even know if we found enough money to pay for our burgers.