rambling ramblings

So my surgery stuff got turned into insurance on Friday. I'm so impatient. I want to call and check on it already. I just want some sort of closure on all this. Would be nice to have my surgery before Jan.

I am becoming a man hater. I know its wrong, but its true. I don't want to be one, but I think it is ineveitable.

And just some advice to the general public...WIPE YOUR ASS!!! Shit in your butt crack is very unsexy. Seriously. Guys think fat is unsexy. Try looking at a glop of shit all sticky and nasty in someones butt crack. Kind of kills the mood.